Growing Up Screwed Up: My Life as a Reject

Geared toward young people in challenging circumstances (kids at risk and their parents), this is Augusten at his most brutally honest. In this powerful, emotional lecture, he speaks to troubled kids in their own language, at their own level, with stories of horror and abuse that will make even the most jaded kid cringe. Augusten will talk about how he crawled out of life’s gutter and made something of himself – with no help from any adult in his life. He will discuss the importance of channeling rage into rocket fuel and “pipe dreams” into reality. With raw honesty, he offers real inspiration to kids in crisis.

From the Ashes: A Life Rebuilt Without Drugs or Alcohol

In Augusten’s New York Times bestselling memoir, Dry, he discussed his alcoholism, recovery, and nearly fatal relapse. Now, the author tells the complete story of his transformation – from a drunk living in a secretly filthy apartment to an internationally recognized author. “The only variable is, I no longer drink.” In this profoundly inspiring story, Augusten shows that the “promises” of Alcoholics Anonymous are very true. And that anything is possible, as long as a person has both a dream and the clarity of mind to make that dream come true.

Burroughs & You

Join Augusten for a rare, unscripted, unplugged event where you have the chance to ask one of the most famous and successful authors of our day anything at all. Here, there are no rules and there are no boundaries. From the moment the show starts, the audience is involved – you ask and he will answer. Nothing is off-subject. Augusten is at his fiery, funniest best when all the rules are thrown out the window and he’s flying the only way he knows how: by the seat of his pants. Sure to be an evening filled with surprises, possibly a few shocks, and enough inspiration to carry you forward for a long time, this is your chance to go one-on-one with one of literature’s most unique voices.

Bent: On Not Being Straight

Augusten has known he was gay his entire life. And because he was raised without formal education and in a chaotic environment where his sexual orientation was the least of his problems, he was, accidentally, quite comfortable with his sexual orientation. Today he says, “It’s like being right-handed. I’m not proud of being gay because I haven’t achieved anything. But I wouldn’t change my sexual orientation for anything.” This fascinating and unique perspective on sexuality will open minds and change them. A firm believer that gay people have the moral, ethical, and legal right to marry, raise children, and be employed in any context they wish, he is a vocal proponent of true equality – the kind that comes as an entitlement of being an American. With a wit that is sometimes shocking and sometimes side-splitting, Augusten makes everybody – gay, straight, bi, transgendered, or somewhere in-between – feel better about themselves and the country they live in. A must for colleges.

Alternative Educational Options for Disenfranchised Teens

Living in a chaotic, abusive foster family environment as a child, Augusten was distracted, anxious, and bored at school. At 14, he felt he was ready to attend college and begin his life. The state didn’t agree. But Augusten enrolled at the University of Massachusetts, auditing courses for credit and achieved an A and B average. Before the semester was over, he was brought before a judge who was unimpressed and ordered him back to junior high. The school then began a battery of tests and determined his IQ to be near 80. They installed him in a special class for children with Down syndrome and other serious learning disabilities. After reducing the school psychologist to tears, causing her to admit, “I never wanted to be a psychologist, I wanted to be a photographer,” Augusten left formal education forever.

This dissatisfaction seemed to run in the family. Augusten’s older brother, John, dropped out of high school and then built all the pyrotechnic guitars for the Kiss World Dynasty Tour, eventually going on to become one of the most respected audio geniuses in the business. And more recently, his nephew, a D student in high school made national headlines when the FBI descended on his home chemistry lab – resulting in invitations to attend two of the top colleges in the country.

Augusten believes that exceptional people need exceptional teachers. Not every child or young adult fits the academic mold society has created. In this lecture, he will discuss options for giving our children the best education possible. From homeschooling to new, non-traditional schools, Augusten will inspire with stories from his and his family’s struggle, including the transformation he has seen in his nephew since attending college at an early age.

Above all, Augusten believes in the innate intelligence of young people, and he believes they need to take control of their educational destinies. For some kids, it’s enough to follow the pack. But for others, the mold must be broken. Join Augusten in this inspiring, enlightening evening – children and teenagers are encouraged to attend.

Gay Teenagers Today: Establishing an Identity

Augusten has known he was gay all his life. Given the bizarre circumstances of his upbringing, being gay was hardly even worth noting. So many other unusual events were taking place that being attracted to men was considered perfectly normal and acceptable. What was not was being involved with a man more than 25 years older than he – with the full knowledge and encouragement of his mother.

While being openly gay had no negative consequences, being thrust into a highly inappropriate relationship did. Such contradictory factors highlight the many complex issues gay teenagers face as they try to navigate the most difficult developmental period we all face. Over the years, Augusten has received letters from young gay people struggling to deal with difficult home lives and social situations. While gay teens are more accepted than ever before, the realization and acceptance of being gay is still very troubling and difficult for many. Hear Augusten’s compassionate and hopeful response to gay young people as they forge their path to being well-adjusted, confident adults.

Burroughs sits down with New York Magazine for a personal feature and “Take Two” with James Franco.

The Chicago Tribune interviews Burroughs on love, addiction and comedy.

Read interviews with Burroughs from Vogue, Lambda Literary, NPR, and Big Think.

Check out reviews for Lust and Wonder from Kirkus, Publisher’s Weekly, USA Today, BuzzFeed, and Shelf Awareness.

Find out more about Augusten Burroughs and follow him on Twitter.

“We are thrilled with the way our centennial celebration turned out. It wildly exceeded our expectations. We had a fantastic turnout, and everything went according to plan. Augusten was absolutely wonderful. We couldn’t have asked for more. He graciously posed for dozens of photos, and the audience was completely engaged and entertained. There were many great comments from our guests afterward, and lots of people told me that they took away some very useful information. I am just so pleased about the entire event. I really can’t say enough positive things about him. He was awesome, and I thoroughly enjoyed meeting him. It was an evening I’ll never forget.”

“We’ve received tons of compliments about the event and about Augusten Burroughs himself – how nice and funny and inspirational he is. We have deemed this our most successful Literary Festival to date!”

Advance Praise for Toil & Trouble

“Enchanting storytelling… The characters, including the foul-mouthed but big-hearted handyman and a former opera diva who may be one note short of an octave, provide laugh-out-loud moments that read like a massively entertaining mash-up of Fixer Upper and Queer Eye. One’s belief in witches is beside the point, although Burroughs does have an uncanny knack for manifesting desirable outcomes. Rather, it is Burroughs’ unique ability to translate his fears, anxieties, and dreams into something universal that feels a little like, well, magic.”

“The magical side of the acclaimed author’s colorful life…An amusing foray into the witchy realms of Burroughs’ life…”

“Whimsical…Burroughs’s fans will love his comic riffs.”